Bride. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Girls usually have a paper mâché face on their wedding day.

It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance; a church filled with flowers and friends. I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for; he said one that would make me his wife.

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!