If you be sick, your own thoughts make you sick

To be sick is to enjoy monarchical prerogatives.

The most important thing when ill, is to never lose heart.

For every ailment under the sun, There is a remedy, or there is none, If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it.

When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine won't ask me about my arthritis!

Oh, the blues ain't nothing but a good woman feeling bad.