Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

Debt

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

Heroes and Heroism

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Improvement

Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.

Life and Living

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.

Opinions

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Praise

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

Speakers and Speaking

Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.

Taxes and Taxation

The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Truth

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.