Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Difficulties

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint

Happiness

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

Ideas

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

Misfortunes

now and then there is a person born who is so unlucky that he runs into accidents which started out to happen to somebody else.

Pessimism

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Procrastination

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Success

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

Work

He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.