All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.

Greatness

Despite everybody who has been born and has died, the world has just gone on. I mean, look at Napoleon --but we went right on. Look at Harpo Marx --the world went around, it didn't stop for a second. It's sad but true. John Kennedy, right?

Immortality

For them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely.

Money

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

Regret

People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.

Travel and Tourism

Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!